- Setul doi, inca 10 glume cu redare audio si traducere.
Jokes - MP3 Player
Trains Are Always Late
Audio Joke 11 MP3
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
- What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied:
- How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
Trenurile mereu intarzie
Un barbat se plangea catre un inginer de cale ferata.
- La ce foloseste sa ai un program al trenurilor daca trenurile mereu intarzie?
Inginerul de cale ferata a raspuns:
- Cum putem sa stim ca au intarziat, daca nu avem un program?
Which part?
Audio banc 12
- I was born in California.
- Which part?
- All of me.
Care parte?
- M-am nascut in California.
- Care parte?
- Intreg eu. (Toate partile mele)
Excuse me
Gluma MP3 13
- Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
- No, I'm sorry I don't.
- Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.
Scuzati-ma
- Scuzati-ma. Cunoasteti drumul spre zoo?
- Nu, Imi pare rau, nu cunosc.
- Pai, e doua blocuri pe drumul acesta, apoi un bloc la stanga.
Kangaroo jump
Joke 14
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
- Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Saritura cangurului
- Poate un cangur sa sara mai sus decat Empire State Building?
- Da, fiindca Empire State Building nu poate sa sara!
Litera "I"
Humor 15
In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I".
Student: I is the ...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I". Always put 'am' after "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Litera I
In clasa profesorul cere unui elev sa faca ceva.
Profesor: Spune-mi o propozitie care incepe cu "I" (Eu).
Elev: I este ...
Profesor: Stop! Sa nu pui niciodata "este" dupa "Eu"'. Mereu sa pui "sunt" dupa "Eu".
Elev: Bine. Eu sunt a noua litera din alfabet.
I'm pretty
Gluma audio 16
- John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
- I think you are pretty ugly.
Eu sunt dragut /a
- John spune ca sunt dragut /a. Andy spune ca sunt urat /a. Tu ce crezi, Peter?
- Eu cred ca esti destul de urat /a.
Will I be able to play the piano
Banc 17
- Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
- Yes, of course.
- Great. I never could before.
Voi putea sa cant la pian
- Doctore, voi putea sa cant la pian dupa operatie?
- Da, desigur.
- Grozav. Niciodata nu am putut inainte.
Tenses
Audio Joke 18
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.
Timpuri (gramaticale)
Profesoara spune: Astazi vorbim despre timpuri. Acum, daca eu spun "Eu sunt frumoasa", la ce timp este?
Elevul spune: Evident, e timpul trecut.
Workers
Gluma MP3 19
Two factory workers are talking:
The woman says: I can make the boss give me the day off.
The man replies: And how would you do that?
The woman says: Just wait and see.
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies: I'm a light bulb.
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off".
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
Muncitori
Doi muncitori din fabrica vorbesc:
Femeia spune: Pot sa-l fac pe sef sa-mi dea ziua libera.
Barbatul raspunde: Si cum ai sa faci asta?
Femeia spune: Asteapta doar si vezi.
Apoi ea se atarna cu capu-n jos de tavan.
Seful vine si spune "Ce faci?"
Femeia spune: Sunt un bec de lumina.
Apoi seful spune, "Ai muncit asa mult incat ai inebunit. Cred ca ai nevoie sa-ti iei ziua libera".
Barbatul incepe sa mearga dupa ea si seful spune, "Unde pleci?"
Barbatul spune: Plec acasa, nu pot lucra pe intuneric.
Baby brother
MP3 Joke 20
Two children are talking:
- Meet my new born brother.
- Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
- I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Fratele copil
Doi copii vorbesc:
- Fa cunostinta cu fratele meu nou-nascut.
- O, este asa de chipes! Care-i numele lui?
- Nu stiu. Nu inteleg nimic din ce spune.
Un Test simplu in fiecare zi
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PHP-MySQL
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Spaniola
Clic pe tag-ul HTML care afiseaza o linie orizontala.
<br> <em> <hr>Continut ...
<hr />
Alt continut sub linie ...
Care proprietate CSS defineste culoarea textului?
font-style font-variant colorh2 {
color: #cbdafb;
}Clic pe functia care cauta daca un anume caracter sau text e intr-un sir.
indexOf() toString() split()var str = "Web courses - http://CoursesWeb.net/";
if(str.indexOf("http://") == -1) alert("http:// nu e in sir");
else alert("http:// e in sir");Care e functia ce imparte un sir in parti de siruri intr-un array, pe baza unui separator?
array_merge() explode() implode()$str = "mar,banana,pepene,para";
$arr = explode(",", $str);
var_export($arr); // array (0=>"mar", 1=>"banana", 2=>"pepene", 3=>"para")Indicati asocierea corecta: "luna-anotimp".
April - Autumn October - Spring July - SummerJuly is a beautiful summer month.
- Iulie este o frumoasa luna de vara.
Indicati asocierea corecta: "luna-anotimp".
Octubre - Primavera Julio - Verano Abril - OtoñoJulio es un hermoso mes de verano.
- Iulie este o frumoasa luna de vara.